Fortune Cookies

Over time, I've collected some little notes from fortune cookies that I've gotten at restaurants. I only keep the ones that are either funny, odd, or I like. Here are some:

• "You are admired for your adventurous ways."
• "Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure."
• "You will have many friends when you need them."
• "A good way to keep healthy is to eat more chinese food."
• "An optimistic attitude is half of success."
• "Your observations are useful to others."
• "You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability."

What are your favorite fortune cookie sayings that you've gotten?